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If girls had a penis for a day..

sittinginthefreezer:

thefunniestpost:

possibly.

(Source: amaliia03)

chuckhistory:

Best worst #pastlifepickuplines so far. 

chuckhistory:

Best worst #pastlifepickuplines so far. 

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fairylightsanddelights:

The How I Met Your Mother Cast do Indiana Jones, Sex and the City and The Jonas Brothers.

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allisonimagining:

hermajestythebitch:

joy-joyous:

Badass motherfucker of the century.

Dude. BAMF.

Wow. I go to a Catholic School and, honestly, any of those books on that list that I haven’t read have been referenced in class. I think we’ve even read bits of the Qu’ran in religion class.

allisonimagining:

hermajestythebitch:

joy-joyous:

Badass motherfucker of the century.

Dude. BAMF.

Wow. I go to a Catholic School and, honestly, any of those books on that list that I haven’t read have been referenced in class. I think we’ve even read bits of the Qu’ran in religion class.

And the Divine Comedy? Paradise Lost? HOW CAN YOU BAN THOSE.
sosettling:

How much do I love this words fail me

sosettling:

How much do I love this words fail me

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sittinginthefreezer:

yummy..
THIS.

THIS.

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I NEED THIS HAIR FOR YUNNY’S PARTY!!

I NEED THIS HAIR FOR YUNNY’S PARTY!!

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